Theme tweaks, bug fixes, PDP changes, cart work. File a task, pay $99, and it's live in 24–48 hours. No meetings, no contracts, no drama. Just paperwork that does itself.
A $99 task isn't a redesign. It's the one small thing your store has needed since March, finally done properly. Flip through the case files.
No calls to book, no standups to attend. You file at night, the board moves while you sleep, and screenshots are in your inbox by breakfast.
Pre-scoped Shopify work, filed by page. Pick the part of your store, pull a drawer, we do the rest. Nothing to negotiate, nothing to estimate.
The first screen your visitors judge you by.
Borrowed trust, properly displayed.
Urgency without the desperation.
Reasons to believe, above the fold.
Grow the list without the popup rage.
Less clutter, faster paint.
Help people find the thing, faster.
The shelf your products live on.
Curated, not just listed.
Shop the grid without leaving it.
However you like your scroll.
The screens nobody designs. We do.
Where the decision actually happens.
Answers before the questions.
The polite nudge toward one more item.
Show the product properly.
Honest pressure, tastefully applied.
Proof where the decision happens.
Menus that behave on every device.
The small stuff at the top that matters.
The most ignored, most visited section.
Find things before they bounce.
One store, many markets.
The boring-est drawer of all.
The money zone. Handled carefully.
Fewer reasons to abandon.
The glitches costing you checkouts.
Make it easy to buy for someone else.
Kill the #1 abandonment excuse.
Recurring revenue, tidy widget.
If it's small and Shopify, it's probably a task. Browse the full catalogue or just ask. We'll file it.
Describe the task in a short form and pay $99. Store access happens through Shopify collaborator requests, never passwords.
We confirm it fits a task within hours. If it's secretly a project, you're told upfront, not billed.
A senior dev builds it in a duplicate theme, tests desktop and mobile, and screenshots everything.
Live within 24–48 hours, one revision round included. Then we go back to being boring.
One task or a stack of them. Prepaid packs shave the rate and skip the checkout every time. All prices final, all drama excluded.
We ran the comparison so you don't have to sit through three discovery calls to do it yourself.
| A | B | C | D | |
| 1 | Criteria | BORING™ | Freelancers | Traditional Agencies |
| 2 | Price | ✓ $99 flat, always | ✗Depends who's asking | ✗$5k+/mo retainer, plus scope creep |
| 3 | Delivery | ✓ 24–48 hours | ✗Next week, probably | ✗Three sprints + a sync |
| 4 | Meetings | ✓ Zero. Email only | ✗Midnight voice notes | ✗Kickoff, standup, retro |
| 5 | Scope | ✓ Fixed, in writing | ✗Vibes | ✗Change-request form |
| 6 | QA | ✓ Desktop + mobile, screenshots | ✗"Works on my machine" | ✗QA team, billed hourly |
| 7 | Revisions | ✓ One round included | ✗Ghosting risk applies | ✗Per round, per invoice |
| 8 | Paperwork | ✓ One receipt | ✗None. That's the problem | ✗A 40-page MSA |
"I used to spend two weeks chasing a freelancer for a thirty-minute fix. Now I file a task before lunch and it's live the next morning. Most boring money I've ever spent. Meant entirely as a compliment."
Six reasons, stamped and filed. All admissible.
No juniors learning on your store. Every task is built by someone who has shipped hundreds of them and knows which Liquid file not to touch.
Exhibit W-1 · PersonnelWe work inside fragrance, fashion, and CPG stores every day. Your theme's quirks are our Tuesday, not a research project on your invoice.
Exhibit W-2 · ExperienceEvery task ships with conversion sense baked in. We'll build what you asked, and quietly flag it if a better-converting version costs the same $99.
Exhibit W-3 · JudgmentAll work happens in a duplicate theme first. Your live store is never the test environment, and rollback is one click, not one apology.
Exhibit W-4 · ProcedureBefore and after screenshots, desktop and mobile, on every delivery. You never have to take our word for it, which is exactly how we like it.
Exhibit W-5 · EvidenceNo upsells, no "while we're in there," no surprise line items. We do the task, send the receipt, and go back to minding our own business.
Exhibit W-6 · CharacterFive minutes of paperwork. $99. The least dramatic thing you'll do all week, and the most useful.
Form 99-B · No credit card required to ask · One revision included